THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO FEAR ARE ORAL SURGEONS THEMSELVES
REMEMBER, THE ALIMONY!
DON'T FIRE UNTIL YOU SEE THE WHITES OF THEIR EGGS
A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE LYNCHING
GIVE ME LIBERTY OR AT LEAST GET ME HER NUMBER
SPEAK SOFTLY AND CARRY A BIG SCHTICK
I AM NOT A SCHNOOK!
ON THE 8TH DAY, HE CREATED CHEESE
THE SCORE WAS FOUR TO SEVEN
ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL, SWEET & LOW, WOMEN ARE JUST SPLENDA
LIONS AND TIGERS AND GUILLOTINES, OH MY!
FRIENDS, ROMANS, COUNTRYMEN...LEND ME YOUR EARS....OF CORN
If George Washington had the shortest inaugural address, and William Henry Harrison had the longest, but served the shortest term, then I'd say the most long-winded inaugural speech had to be from George W. Bush, with the most 'made up' words. And, he's short too.
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